Shopping With Style

This kid has clearly mastered a lifetime skill. My way of shopping seems rather absurdly boring at this point. I mean, I don't even think I can do that crazy shuffle. So there's a new thing for the bucket list. Learn to moon walk like I'm simultaneously fighting a war against my sentient legs. Its gonna be sick.

Weird Science Award 2010

I have to admit that I had no idea MSNBC had a Weird Science Award, but its pretty hilarious. I don't want to give too much away, but lets just say science "went there".

Oh, and if you're intruiged here is the link to the 2009 and 2008 awards. Science never stops!

True Dating Tip for Women

It's funny because its true. That's all that needs to be said here.

Burning Wood is a Conductor

If you were ever curious if carbon was a good conductor, I have the answer for you. Yes, and it's a sexy one at that. At least when that carbon is from a smoking branch lying across two power lines. Arcing electricity is hot shit.

Also it's worth noting that I don't believe that this branch fell from a tree. Kind of looks like blue skies all around to me...

Linked To By: Katie D.

Gorillaz Stylo Video

Gorillaz just released a new video as a teaser to their Plastic Beach album which is due to be released shortly. Its an awesome song with an equally awesome video. If you don't already know who the Gorillaz are then you're missing out, but have no fear we'll set you straight shortly.

Oh, and I don't want to give anything away but this music video has Bruce Willis in it.

They disabled embedding, so click to see it on YouTube

Linked To By: Shanti B.

What Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?

What Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like? A simple question with frighting consequences. It also inspired this lovely video and which inspired this poster.

NSFW: Its got a fair amount of swearing in it. You probably don't want the f-bomb dropped that often :)

Reflection Fail

Shiny things may be distracting and pretty, but they have a darker side you rarely hear about. They can spread lies about your choice in footwear. Dastardly!

This had been a PSA from The Humor Distillery

Mouse Trap

There isn't much to say on this one, just watch the pretty graphics and enjoy the producer's musical taste. I can assure you that its not as depressing as it initially seems. I laughed.

Minority Report is Here Today

Minority Report is here! Well, not the whole future reading police force bit, but the more important "wave your hands about" input model. I still can't really tell if this is actually a good way to interact with your machine for a lot of uses, but I'm sure we'll find out in the future. This presentation is pretty awesome, but it also has a lot of little cheats in it. Just because you have a cool glove doesn't mean you can instantly crop a dump truck out of a moving video and comp it in with some dude. Thats a piece of software that simply doesn't exist yet.

g-speak overview 1828121108 from john underkoffler on Vimeo.

The Worst Movie Ever? Probably.

Wow, just wow. If the acting and story doesn't make you choke on your own puke, the hardcore theme song and visual effects will end you. I know this is supposed to be a parody but they almost did it too well... I do love the reviews section where they quote an IMDB review though. Nice touch.

Also is this an environmentalist movie in disguise? Like, hidden in a bush in a ghillie suit covered in mud kind of disguise...

THIS IS BIRDEMIC!!

I Think I'm Turning Japanese

Well here's a bizarre remake of a bizarre song, accompanied by a crazy video. I'm not sure why Kirsten Dunst did this production but its certainly amusing to watch. Of course if you took it seriously it could also be offensive, so you know... don't.

Warning: This is NSFW! There are brief flashes of cartoon breasts.

EDIT: Damn, it was too cool for school. Looks like it got taken down off YouTube. Feel free to search around but all the links I've added get taken down shortly there after. You're on your own.

360 Degree VR Action

Calling these stunning images "photographs" almost seems demeaning. They capture some breathtaking moments in a 360 degree panorama that also fully tilts on the vertical axis. Once you manage to close your jaw and wipe the drool off, now think about how they did this.

I mean seriously, how the f*** do you instantaneously capture an image in every direction with no seams, no timing issues (look at the water in the rafting picture), with no sign of a rig holding up the camera, no shadow from the camera, and frequently the camera is apparently floating over virgin snow, rushing water or 20' up.

'Shopped!

T-Shirt War

This is an impressive little stop animation video where two fellows wage war upon each other using the graphics on their t-shirts. Its fun, cute and well executed. The fact most the sound effects are mouth sounds only makes it better.

The Helpdesk is Angry

Considering the shit they get, can you really blame them?

You Know You're a Nerd When...

You know you're a nerd when the first thing you notice about this photo is that scale on those AT-ATs is totally off. They should be towering above those trees and way wider than the street. Clearly 'shopped. You can tell by the pixels and myself having seen quite a few in my day.

Tilt-Shift Photography

Now here's a mind fuck for you. When I first was looking at these photos I thought, "sure, they're pretty good but its not that hard to see that they're actually little models." Oh how embarrassing when I discovered my "obvious" discovery was wrong. Indeed, these are actually real shots with a particular shifted lens and/or depth of field post effect that makes them look like models. Thats right, these are all from real life. Wikipedia it!

PS: Some of the videos at the bottom might help convince you.

Simplified Ratings

Hmmm, I was debating between switching my little rating system to a 5 star one or a simple thumbs up, thumbs down one, but then this lovely YouTube article sold me on the basic solution. Simply put, people don't use the middle stars anyway. If you like a video a lot, you put five stars, if its only decent you don't bother to rate, and if its total garbage you might put one star. So yeah, rate below what you think of my new change =P

Total Number of Ratings at each Star Value

The 50's had Issues

Man, these ads show you how far we've come in the past 60 years. Makes you wonder how today's ads will look in the future. Wooo, go sexism!

Two Takes on our Universe

I don't really need to say much seeing as both of these explain our whole universe... or something?

It Eats Snow and Poops Bricks

Only the Japanese could come up with a cute robot to eat snow, poop ice blocks, and do it all in the name of helping the elderly. That being said, I totally want one. My snow forts would be the most epic in all the land, and no one would dare question of my army of loyal robot minions. Buahahahaha! The future is here!