Are Too Many Young Folk Getting Stoked?

The Onion strikes again and proves that they're still a top notch humor group.
I 'm stoked right now! BOOM!! Where my fucking homies at?!

Dane Cook and Halo, an Unlikely Win!

Well I discovered this random YouTuber who happens to be extremely good at Halo 3 machination! When he combined his skill with the witty stand up comedy of Dane Cook you get these slightly ridiculous yet impressive videos!

Warning dirty words O_o

Hopped up on the Q (The movie Dune is in my chocolatey drink!)
Public Restrooms (Why is EVERYTHING wet?!)
Tire to the Face (When you first saw it you were like, "...oooOOOOOOOHHHH!!!")
Taunting Sharks (Yeah I go into the sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks...)
Firemen and Policemen (Well he's probably on fire... that's what happens when you're on fire.)

Back in my Day...!

I think this one pretty much speaks for itself. Damn kids...

Spinal Tap Amps

Damn, when will I learn to take advantage of ignorant people and charge them for things they don't need? *sigh* One day I'll be a smart engineer... one day...

Puke in my Mouth

This classy remake of the extremely popular Jizz in my Pants video elevates the human condition with its subtle humor and insightful revelations. /sarcasm

It does have some raunchy humor and awesome production value though ;) If you haven't seen Jizz in my Pants this won't make much sense, so do that first. Or perhaps you're one of the 71 million people that have seen it already...

Firepower has a Trade Off...

Though it breaks my heart to say it, sadly the answer is not always more explosions.