Is This Paper Stupid?

Its always nice to have a friend around to help you out when you need some proof reading as long as you can gracefully take the criticism. You know they're just calling out what they see.

Obama Is Gonna Kick Ass

Ah man, if only autotuning could actually fix the oil spill... It certainly is worth a laugh though.

Expert.

Here's a (satirical) interview with a BP exec who takes the time to explain where they're coming from. You might think these two look similar to the two who explained away an oil tanker accident in Australia where the front fell off, but that's crazy... crazy funny! The accent certainly helps.

The Adventure Factory

I discovered this nifty platforming game level editor that allows you to make little adventures to torture amuse your friends with. I got so into it I ended up making 5 levels which I'll link past the break so that you can all berate my terrible level design skills. Note that I had to beat these things to upload them; So yes, they're all possible.

You control your character with the arrow keys (up to jump) and use space to attack. Each of the characters has a few special skills you'll discover along the way.

(Level codes continued below)

Smokin' Hot Fireman Dies In A Fire

This touching tribute to a fallen hero and total hottie is as inspiring as it is tragic. To think such a beautiful man could die fully clothed is almost too much to bear.

E3 Star Wars the Old Republic Trailer

Today heralds the start of E3, and what better way to kick off the event then with this awesome Star Wars trailer that Bioware showcased. It doesn't really tell us any more about the game or how it will play, but I'll be damed if this isn't some sexy action. I love how the designers envision the fight between the Republic and the Sith.